Aaron vs. the Hoowaa Zombie Unisex classic tee

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When the undead rise... some Hoowaas just won't stay down.

Straight outta the Crumbpocalypse, this tee immortalizes that legendary moment when Aaron Brooks—chubby hero, bat-wielding badass—goes toe-to-toe with a full-blown Hoowaa zombie. She’s missing teeth, morals, and most of her skin... but she still wants attention. Aaron ain’t having it.

Printed on a classic Gildan shirt built like a tank (just like Aaron’s snacks drawer), this is the ultimate blend of horror, humor, and hoowaa-hunting pride.

• 100% cotton for maximum zombie guts absorption
• Durable Gildan quality, perfect for apocalypse wear
• Artwork so detailed, you can almost smell the hoowaa stank
• Classic fit with extra room for fight-or-flight snacks

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And if someone calls you a Hoowaa… just smile and point to the shirt.

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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When the undead rise... some Hoowaas just won't stay down.

Straight outta the Crumbpocalypse, this tee immortalizes that legendary moment when Aaron Brooks—chubby hero, bat-wielding badass—goes toe-to-toe with a full-blown Hoowaa zombie. She’s missing teeth, morals, and most of her skin... but she still wants attention. Aaron ain’t having it.

Printed on a classic Gildan shirt built like a tank (just like Aaron’s snacks drawer), this is the ultimate blend of horror, humor, and hoowaa-hunting pride.

• 100% cotton for maximum zombie guts absorption
• Durable Gildan quality, perfect for apocalypse wear
• Artwork so detailed, you can almost smell the hoowaa stank
• Classic fit with extra room for fight-or-flight snacks

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And if someone calls you a Hoowaa… just smile and point to the shirt.

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!