Blood of my Enemies Unisex classic tee

from $21.24
Start your day the only way a true savage should: sipping from a mug filled with the Blood of Your Enemies. Whether you’re slaying deadlines or just vibing on caffeine-fueled vengeance, this tee lets the world know you don’t drink decaf—you drink defeat.

Features a brutally funny design of a coffee cup overflowing with suspiciously red liquid, steam rising like a war cry. Perfect for metalheads, overworked office goblins, or anyone who’s dead inside but still shows up on time.

Product Details:

Unisex fit (for warriors of all sizes)

100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough to nap in after the carnage)

Pre-shrunk (unlike your patience)

Lightweight and comfy—ideal for rituals or Mondays
Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Start your day the only way a true savage should: sipping from a mug filled with the Blood of Your Enemies. Whether you’re slaying deadlines or just vibing on caffeine-fueled vengeance, this tee lets the world know you don’t drink decaf—you drink defeat.

Features a brutally funny design of a coffee cup overflowing with suspiciously red liquid, steam rising like a war cry. Perfect for metalheads, overworked office goblins, or anyone who’s dead inside but still shows up on time.

Product Details:

Unisex fit (for warriors of all sizes)

100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough to nap in after the carnage)

Pre-shrunk (unlike your patience)

Lightweight and comfy—ideal for rituals or Mondays
Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!