Certified Hoowaa – Premium Tee

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You ain't just a regular hoowaa—you’re certified. This premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee brings that elite level of disrespect with buttery-soft cotton, side-seamed construction, and a fit so flattering, it’ll have zombies and haters doing double takes.

Rock the Certified Hoowaa badge like you earned it (because let’s be honest—you probably did). Whether you're dodging Crumbanati cultists or just flexin’ in the mirror, this shirt serves looks and attitude.

Super-soft, breathable fabric (100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton)

Unisex fit for hoowaas of all shapes and sizes

Durable side seams, shoulder taping, and tear-away label

Designed for maximum sass and minimum shrinkage

Warning: May cause spontaneous strutting and side-eye from the insecure.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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You ain't just a regular hoowaa—you’re certified. This premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee brings that elite level of disrespect with buttery-soft cotton, side-seamed construction, and a fit so flattering, it’ll have zombies and haters doing double takes.

Rock the Certified Hoowaa badge like you earned it (because let’s be honest—you probably did). Whether you're dodging Crumbanati cultists or just flexin’ in the mirror, this shirt serves looks and attitude.

Super-soft, breathable fabric (100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton)

Unisex fit for hoowaas of all shapes and sizes

Durable side seams, shoulder taping, and tear-away label

Designed for maximum sass and minimum shrinkage

Warning: May cause spontaneous strutting and side-eye from the insecure.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!