Because tripping over a curb, vaulting a grocery cart, and accidentally doing a backflip into a bush totally counts. This tee is for the clumsy legends, the unintentional stunt doubles, and anyone who turns basic survival into extreme sports without meaning to.
Bold text meets chaotic energy on a comfy, everyday shirt that says, “I didn’t mean to do that flip… but I nailed it.”
Perfect for:
People who fall with flair
Accidental athletes
Anyone whose life feels like a blooper reel with stunts
🏃♂️💥 I Parkour Accidentally – Own it. Or just fall into it.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
Because tripping over a curb, vaulting a grocery cart, and accidentally doing a backflip into a bush totally counts. This tee is for the clumsy legends, the unintentional stunt doubles, and anyone who turns basic survival into extreme sports without meaning to.
Bold text meets chaotic energy on a comfy, everyday shirt that says, “I didn’t mean to do that flip… but I nailed it.”
Perfect for:
People who fall with flair
Accidental athletes
Anyone whose life feels like a blooper reel with stunts
🏃♂️💥 I Parkour Accidentally – Own it. Or just fall into it.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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